Boficus
He is basically a reformed
feral cat. Boficus, like Mitshu thoroughly enjoys the good life
indoors and does not miss sleeping outside and rummaging through
garbage cans in the middle of the night. Boficus is a strong-headed,
proud and somewhat vane cat. He knows exactly what he wants and
does not like anything or one tampering with his plans. His real
test is his human host, Darla who is also strong-willed and has
it in for Boficus to cleanse him of his wild ways and fully domesticate
him into a furry houseplant.
Boficus lost much of
his male feline zeal when Darla had him "snipped", "altered", "fixed"
or however you want to call it. Boficus was never able to cope with
the fact that his male-cat stud days were over and has occasional
flashbacks.
Boficus is a fan of televised
sports and rather than chasing squirrels, he'd rather watch the
game on TV, while body-contouring the sofa ingesting entire bags
of chips. He is a firm believer in the pleasures of life, but can
no longer recall what they were. Boficus is the wiser of the animals
in the house and likes to delegate whenever and wherever possible.
Boficus' relationship
with Mitshu still mystifies even his higher brain. Why he would
feel friendship for a snake is beyond his knowing, but perhaps it's
the fact that he was rescued from the outside by Mitshu so very
long ago.
Boficus is naturally
a staunch conservative, and religiously follows Rush Limbaugh's
conservative diatribe. He thinks that Mark Levin is far wittier
and talented than Howard Stern and would like to personally moon
Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton. There is no wrong in his world
politically - either you agree with him or you're wrong. Recent
events in Iraq have tested his steadfast ideals, but even under
pressure, Boficus still delights in throwing rusty darts at a picture
of Michael Moore.
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