The compost pile has
been the scene of several unexplained disappearances ever since
Zakyev dumped his rancid leftover onion and liver borscht on it.
Since that time, several neighborhood dogs have disappeared as well
as gardening implements, most of the local wild life such as squirrels
and rodents, and most recently, a 1975 Buick left parked nearby.
Clues are few and questions are many as the residents of the house
that the compost pile is located at ponder just what is going on
under the leaves.
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